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Name: Jay
Country: Yemen
Gender: Male


Interests: Crock Potting, Spoon Bending, Getting Ships out of Bottles, Ironing my socks, Playing the Lufitz, Eating things I cannot pronounce.
Expertise: I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Government


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Member Since: 8/17/2004

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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Geetarin


Monday, February 05, 2007

1.Full name: Johnny "The Yellow Dart" Owens

2. Nicknames: Jayfive

4. Height: 6'0"
5. Hair: Black
6. Siblings? One Sister
7. Do you like to sing in the shower? Hells yeah
8. Do you like to sing? Yup, even though the man tries to get me down.

9. Birthday: Sept 2
10. Sign: Virgo the virgin (but don't tell my wife)

11. Lefty or righty? Lefty

12. shoes or sandals? Shoes

13. Coke or Pepsi? Coke but now I have to drink diet. Bleh

14. What do you want in a relationship? Friggin honesty

15. Have you ever cheated? Nope not once. 
16. Marital status: Hitched

 

"FAVOURITE" QUESTIONS:
17. Song (right now)? Prayer of the Refugee - Rise Against 

19. Movie(s): Fight Club, House of Flying Daggers, Casino Royale, Memento 

20. Number(s): 5
21. Card game? Poker - Any style

22. Radio station? 107.7 the end

23. Sports: Watching = UFC Playing = Baseball.
25. Food: Oysters

26. TV show: Heroes - Damn that Mike McCallum

27. Cartoon: Family Guy

28. Character: Ford Prefect

29. Color: Black clothes, Silver Cars
30. Do you plan on having kids? Of course, 2 or 3
32. What's something you can't wait to say? I own my own island!

33. Get married? Been there done that.

34. Would you have kids before marriage? Um I hope I didn't.

35. You have a b/f or g/f? My wife counts.

36. Do you have a crush: *Sigh* On me.

37. What hurts the most? Iron boot to the nuts.

38. Music/TV: Music hands down.

40. Green/Blue: Blue
41. Pink/Purple:Purple

42. Summer/Winter: Actually I hate them both, I love fall.

43. Night/Day: No preference.
44. Hanging Out/Chillin: Isn't that the same thing? 
45.Dopey/Funny: Funny - Dopey needs his ass kicked.

46. You know I'm around when you hear: My soundtrack playing the background.

47. What school do you go to? Hard knocks
48. Do you enjoy what you do? Not really but I'm getting a new job soon.
49. What's a major turn on for you? Eye contact.


Who Are They?
51. Most blonde: Mark Van Vliet

52. Nicest: Morgan "Morganroth" Roth

53. Funniest: Besides me, Mike McCallum

54. Tallest: B.Nelles

55. What's the worst thing a friend could do to you?  Have me killed.

56: How serious are you?: When I'm busy, go away. Otherwise, I'm not.


OTHER RANDOM QUESTIONS:
59. What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about? The last scene of Titanic.

60. What's something about guys/girls you don't get: Dude, I don't get girls at all.

61. What do you want right now? Shrimp cocktail. 
62. What's one thing you can't live without? My wife.

63. Love or Lust: Love and it took a bloody long time to tell the difference.

64. Silver or Gold: Silver
65. Diamond or Pearl: Pearls

66.Sunset or sunrise: Sunset

67. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Nope

68. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? When I was a kid I did.
69. Do you have any piercings? Nope
70. What color underpants are you wearing right now: Black

71. What song are you listening to right now? VNV Nation - Electronaut.
72. What are the last 4 digits of your home phone: 0681

73. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? We went to Victoria and so we're having a do-over in Mexico
74. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? My wife

75. What are some of the first things you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes - it's all there.

77. What's the next CD(s) you'll get?  I don't buy CD's I'm strictly track by track.

78. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Rarely Glasses

79. What was the best advice ever given to you? Make your own way, it's your life.

80. Do you like Funny or Scary movies better? Funny - I don't get horror movies.

82. On the phone or in person? In person

83. Hugs or kisses? Hug first then we'll see.

85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? My poor wife.

86. Do you have any enemies? I'm sure a number of old girlfriends aren't happy with me. 
87. Who was the last person to hug you? My wife.

88. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich - Famous isn't fun.
89. What time is it in Albania now? I have no idea.

91. Have you ever met Santa? What?

92. Name something or someone pretty: When my wife gets all done up for a party, look out.

93. When did you last talk to the person that you like? My wife never stops talking.

94. Do you have any pets? I have a cat in Calgary that I miss.

95. Who was the last person you danced with? My wife

96. Last time you were stressed: It's been a while, I don't know.

98. Who sent this to you: My wife

99. What do you think of this person? She smells nice.

100. Do you want people to send this back? Sure why not.


Monday, September 11, 2006

One man, some cardboard and time.

Steve, this one's for you.


Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Currently Listening
Toxicity
By System of a Down
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Of writings.

I'm going to begin writing more I think. I've been working on a script for some time and I've not given it much attention for far too long. It's like finding someone you haven't seen for a while and you don't remember why you stopped talking in the first place. I suppose I just didn't look at it as I should. That could be said for many of the things in our lives.

I've also stopped filming and editing and all the stuff I used to love. Why? Did it harm me in some way I cannot remember? Have I become someone else and now I have returned to my corporeal form?

Perhaps.

I wonder what else I will like tomorrow.


Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Currently Gaming
Guild Wars Factions
By NC Interactive
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An Ode to Bacon

The morning comes and so I wake and smile to greet the day.

I smile at you and your saltiness and the fat that comes my way.

I dance with joy and wonder at the marvels of your taste.

I giggle and open your plastic wrap and fry you with much haste.

 

You grace me with your flavour as you prance about my tongue.

And when you're gone I fade away, with you I must belong.

Oh when shall we be joined again and united in our aim?

To give me strength and courage and occasional stomach pain.

 

And now the day seems desolate and the air is not as sweet.

Since we have been apart, alas, I'm dead upon my feet.

I'll dive within myself and try to find the memory,

of when we were so happy and there you will still be.

 

And then I smile and shed a tear, as I run with open arms.

To find a store where there is more than cheese and Hickory Farms.

And there you are, so near, not far and I hold you oh so tight.

And we will live in tasty bliss from now into the night.



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